Moving On

Blogger, we need to talk. This isn't working for me. I've found someone else.

What? No. No, it's not like that. Okay, it's a little like that. Oh, for heaven's sake. Stop it. Put the razor down. This isn't Livejournal.

My needs are different now, okay? Well, yes, as a matter of fact, I am more satisfied elsewhere. It's not me, it's you. No, I know that's not how that phrase goes. See, you're overreacting. This is why we never go anywhere.

Moving elsewhere, folks. You can find me here. Hope to see you there!